"The Pats are cheats", the NFL came out and said this week,
While Tom Brady shuns the charge that he's a quarterback sneak
And Robert Kraft makes his case that the Wells Report was flawed
That pick and fine and 4-game ban, all penalties too broad
McNally and Jestremski played the patsy and took the fall
Even though the evidence is soft as Brady's ball
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